Uschi Donner

"'If you love them, let them go, and hope they bash their head against the cement.'"Uschi Donner is the textbook definition of being a hot mess. Seriously. Grab a dictionary, flip to hot mess, and you'll find her. She specifically posed for that picture, too.

Background
Uschi Donner was born as Andrea Tennille Vandever. She was born prematurely, as her original due date was April 20th. The only questions her parents had was, "Why was she so early?" It wasn't because of her mom's cigarette smoking while she was pregnant, it was because Uschi wanted to PARTY. But little did Uschi know, there isn't much partying in life…

Childhood
She spent her first 13 years living in Eagle River, Alaska. There is not an accurate word to describe her childhood; sometimes it was plagued with anxiety, due to her father's alcoholic tendencies, but it was also filled with the cliché excitement and happiness. As early as she could remember, she was bullied about her weight, which brought a lot of anxiety and self-loathing to a little kid. In fourth grade, at age 10, she was taken out of school on account of her father's death and was later homeschooled. At age 14, she moved to Palmer, where she discovered a passion for writing stories. A year later, she moved more into Wasilla and began attending Burchell High School. This was where she met Cathrynn, among other people. She would list them here, but Cathrynn is the main.

Current Events
Currently, Uschi is still living in Wasilla. She currently is attending college classes at Mat-Su College.

Personality
This part is TBA.

Hobbies

 * Writing
 * Photography and video editing
 * Astrology and tarot
 * Animal Crossing: New Leaf and The Sims 4 series

Current

 * Untitled Witch Story, 2017
 * Normal Island and Seafood Brains, 2018

Unfinished

 * Paper Cranes & Other Complicated Things, 2011 - 2015
 * Humanistic, 2015 - ? (hiatus)

Family
This part is TBA.

Friends
Cathrynn Chinen

Preston

Joe

Kelsey

Andrew

Chenille

Influences
This part is TBA.

Romantic History
Thorn 

Trivia
This part is TBA.